Ah, the dad joke. Always cheesy, often wrapped in a bad pun, and usually funny only to the one telling them.
So what better way to celebrate we squares, we dopey dads than with a small collection of some of dad jokes from across the ether, ready to make you roll your eyes and cringe?
Dad jokes, ahoy!
What’s a ghost’s favorite kind of pie?
You know why eggs don’t tell each other jokes?
They’d crack themselves up!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was out-standing in his field!
KID: Dad, can you put my shoes on?
DAD: I don’t think they’ll fit me.
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
Why don’t skeletons go trick or treating?
They have no-body to go with!
I thought about going on an all-almond diet…but that’s a little nuts.
Do you know how you organize a space party?
I’ve decided to sell the vacuum cleaner. It’s just gathering dust.
I’d tell you a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.
Don’t cry about it. It’s just me.
**And as a bonus, here’s a joke our son laid on me recently:
Why are pirates mean?
They just arrrrrrrr
“There is no person in this whole world who is a mistake, no matter how different that person may seem.”
If you grew up watching beloved children’s television star Fred Rogers, you may already know that 1-4-3 was one of countless ways that he found to tell children how loved they were. 1-4-3 are the number of letters in each word of the phrase “I Love You.”
The world can always use some more love, and though Mr. Rogers is no longer here to remind us of that each morning or afternoon on television, hopefully his caring words left inside the minds and hearts of each one of us as we grew has now taken root enough in ourselves so that we can continue his legacy and fill the world with positivity, caring, compassion, and love for one another and the world around us.
That’s why I think Pennsylvania has the right idea with Governor Tom Wolf’s recent declaration of 1-4-3 Day in the state, using May 23 (the 143rd day of the year) to honor and celebrate the kindness of Pennsylvania native Fred Rogers and the example he set for all of us.
“I’ve proclaimed today to be 1-4-3 Day, Pennsylvania’s first statewide day of kindness,” Wolf tweeted. “Join me in spreading love today and seeing just how far a little kindness can go.”
According to CBS News, the state’s website has also created a “kindness generator,” to help people come up with ideas to show their neighbors some extra care and kindness. The hashtag #143DayinPA helped people to share and track the kindness being shown in deed and word across the state via social media posts.
From new signs declaring areas as “Kindness Zones,” notes of kindness stuck to walls to remind people how very special they each are, to volunteering and helping those who may need an extra hand, the spirit of Fred Rogers definitely lives on.
Kindness can go a long way. And yes, every day should be a 1-4-3 Day, but it certainly doesn’t hurt to have a day to remind us of why it’s so important. It’s definitely a good place to start.
Well done, Pennsylvania.